Seriously, who's idea was this crazy project?
What crazy muse puts ideas like this in my head, and tells me I am capable of accomplishing them on my own?!
I think it's the same one that convinced Jeremy he could chop down the formerly gargantuan tree in our backyard, with only a ladder, a chainsaw, a hatchet, and a buddy.
(It's hard to tell but that's a one foot hole where the trunk of one of the branches gouged into the earth as it fell.)
You'd better steer clear of us, the madness might be contagious.