Owen runs into my bedroom where I am still lying in bed(world's best mom) and says to me excitedly:
"Mom! Today is the day my new bunk bed is going be delivered!"
Me-groggily with forced enthusiasm: "Yeah sweetie isn't that exciting?"
Owen: "Yeah, but first they need to talk to you on the phone."
Quickly realizing what I must have slept through, I unlatch the baby, jump out of bed and run to the nearest phone and pick it up ("Hello?") to hear: BEEEP BEE BEEEEEEEP!
"Jonas quit pushing buttons!" I call, but realizing that there's no way he will actually obey such a long-distance command--I run to the other room and pull the phone from his hand.
"Sorry!" I gasp into the reciever.
"No," responds the laughing female voice on the phone. "I'm just glad they actually got you!"
So that's what we live for around here--to provide entertainment for the lives of others.
Speaking of that bunk bed, however--does anyone know how I can remove warning stickers from wood without ruining the finish?